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Directioners Around the World

• UK Directioners: WE MADE THEM. WE OWN THEM. WE VOTED FOR THEM. SINCE TORN. OMG COME HOME. YOU NEED A BREAK OMG DONT FORGET US. OMG AMERICA IS RUINING THEM. WOW THEY LOOK SO TIRED. LOL AT HOW U PRONOUNCE HARREH ITS NOT HAIRY
• US Directioners: YES ANOTHER SIGNING. OMG WE MADE 1D FAMOUS AND THEY SHOULD LIVE HERE CAUSE ITS EASIER FOR THEM. YA THEY CAN DO 324298 SIGNINGS IN ONE DAY AS LONG AS I GET TO SEE THEM. UK DIRECTIONERS WE DONT HATE U DONT HATE US BUT WE MADE THEM POPULAR #1 DEBUT WOOHOO
• Aussie Directioners: OMG YAYY THE BOYS ARE BACK WE BROUGHT EM BACK TO LIFE WOO. THEY CAN DRINK HERE AND OMG WE LOVE YOU ALL AND OMG HARRY JUST BREATHED AND NIALL IS EATING AND ZAYN COUGHED AND IM TRACKING THEIR FLIGHT BRB AND OMG AHAHAH THEY'RE SHIRTLESS AND NIALL IS FAKE WANKING AND REAL LIFE TEMPLE RUN NO WAY BEST DAY EVER WE'RE THE HAPPIEST BEST PPL EVER LOVE US!
• Canadian Directioners: yo juss tie my polar bears leash around the icicle outside my igloo and bring my timmies in quick when ur done i wanna drink it and eat pancakes with maple syrup while i watch this Ustream link of the boys cause wtf else do i do with my life besides goin oout and abooot caribou hunting. yolo n shit man its cold turn up the heater
• p.s. im canadian. no offence was intended by this. if you have any complaints and cant handle a joke please call 1-800-yolo thanks
• omg reblogging cuz Canadian directioners are freakin cool

• british: american people are so annoying
• chinese: american people are so annoying
• mexicans: american people are so annoying
• french: american people are so annoying
• americans: we are so annoying
• canadians: I fucking love maple syrup